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    xxxneondinoxxx

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    Mental Hospital Phone Menu

    Post  xxxneondinoxxx on Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:03 am

    MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

    Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

    Please select from the following options menu:

    If you are obsessive-compulsive , press 1 repeatedly.

    If you are co-dependent , please ask someone to press 2 for you.

    If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

    If you are paranoid , we know who you are and what you want,
    stay on the line so we can trace your call.

    If you are delusional , press 7 and
    your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

    If you are schizophrenic , listen carefully
    and a little voice will tell You which number to press..

    If you are manic-depressive , hang up.
    It doesn't matter which number you press,
    nothing will make you happy anyway.

    If you are dyslexic , press 9-6-9-6.

    If you are bipolar , please leave a message after the beep
    or before the beep or after the beep.
    But Please wait for the beep.

    If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
    If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
    If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

    If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.
    Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

    If you are menopausal , put the gun down,
    hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry.
    You won't be crazy forever.

    If you areblonde, don't press any buttons.
    You'll just mess it up.

    This coming week is
    National Mental Health Care week.
    You can do your part by remembering
    to contact at least
    one unstable person to show you care.
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    lizaustin95

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    Re: Mental Hospital Phone Menu

    Post  lizaustin95 on Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:56 am

    HAHA!
    THAT WAS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!
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    meg_<3

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    Re: Mental Hospital Phone Menu

    Post  meg_<3 on Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:57 pm

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    renn

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    Re: Mental Hospital Phone Menu

    Post  renn on Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:02 am

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    Ranajet

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    Re: Mental Hospital Phone Menu

    Post  Ranajet on Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:26 am

    Lol, could not stop laughing, I'm crying now! Crying or Very sad
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    dixieanddelilah

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    Re: Mental Hospital Phone Menu

    Post  dixieanddelilah on Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:29 pm

    there used to be this number you could call and it was close to that but they talked about different disorders it was so funny wow i called it like 10 ten times Laughing

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